"I wonder if he was named after…like, the cigarettes…" Jodi mused, "Because they were popular back then…and maybe the company was giving away product incentives…like little caps…and so that Winston's breeder got one, and thought it was cute, like the puppy…."

"IT'S WISTON CAP, JODI— WIS-TON…NOT WINSTON!"

She's been talking a freaking hole in my head and I may end up killing her.   For now we're still being polite.

Day 1, Morning. The Finals. More later….I'm not going to twitter, it makes my soul writhe just thinking of it.